Virgin? Not a Virgin?

Ahh the 40 yr old virgin is quite the catch at the movies. But bring protection and be sure to turn your cell phone off...no one likes premature communication after all. Whether you're 40 and not getting any, 40 and never gotten any, 40 and got some but decided to not get any more and you're reclaiming your virginity, or 40 and a virgo, or 40 and well, that's bad enough being 40...... Giftgasms newly unleashed virgin spoof designs are available for mating with your body. Pick up one you like, but if you've got your foggy goggles on while you're shopping we are not held responsible for what you wake up with in the morning.