The Tom Tom Club - Tom as in Cruise!

Yes, indeed, the Tom Tom Club - one member strong and not appearing to be accepting new applications. It's founding father, who can leap small couches in a single bound, cause tremors in cities that don't even have earthquakes (chicago recently reported a 7.6), and make talk show hosts wonder if they haven't in fact gotten themselves into some risky business, is exploding like a volcano and frothing over like a cold beer in a kiddie cup over his apparent love at first bite. Call a doctor? I don't think so. Although perhaps a call to Dr. Leo Marvin is in order as there seems to be some baby stepping going on. Any good celeb knows that it's best to release your new relationship 2-4 weeks in advance of your new film release, and that you get hollywood bonus points if your pursuant sig other also has a film coming out. You'll proceed to the bonus round if you can also swing this with the timing of your ex-wife and mother of your children's summer movie debut - pretty much equivalent to the jackpot in vegas - only with far greater odds! Ring! Ring! Ring! Looks like we have a WInner Folks! If you think this all just looks like an episode of Dawson's Creepy (like Dawsons Creek, but scarier) or you think someone needs to Phone Holme, visit Giftgasms: Katie Tshirts and Tom t-shirts that make wearing pure pleasure.