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How long can katie holmes and tom cruise keep their perma smiles going before their faces start to crack from the pressure...only time will tell. SHOP Katie Tom T-shirts and Free Katie Tshirts at Giftgasms.

Gemini-a was a Bullfrog

Gemini. To know one, is to love two. This zodiac air sign symbol is the twins. Your jekyll and hyde of the astrological world. Gemini celebrate their birthdays from May 21 - June 20. Since their sign is the twins, why not celebrate the gemini in your life by presenting them with two of everything...2 cakes, 2 gifts, 2 bad song renditions of "Happy Birthday", and 2 times the candles (this is where the 2 cakes come in handy!). Gemini men will look dashing in these gemini boxers and gemini woman will hug you 2 times when you present her with these gemini thongs. For more unique gemini t-shirts, toddler tees, and birthday favors, visit Giftgasms: Gifts that make birthdays pure pleasure!

The Tom Tom Club - Tom as in Cruise!

Yes, indeed, the Tom Tom Club - one member strong and not appearing to be accepting new applications. It's founding father, who can leap small couches in a single bound, cause tremors in cities that don't even have earthquakes (chicago recently reported a 7.6), and make talk show hosts wonder if they haven't in fact gotten themselves into some risky business, is exploding like a volcano and frothing over like a cold beer in a kiddie cup over his apparent love at first bite. Call a doctor? I don't think so. Although perhaps a call to Dr. Leo Marvin is in order as there seems to be some baby stepping going on. Any good celeb knows that it's best to release your new relationship 2-4 weeks in advance of your new film release, and that you get hollywood bonus points if your pursuant sig other also has a film coming out. You'll proceed to the bonus round if you can also swing this with the timing of your ex-wife and mother of your children's summer movie debut - pretty much equivalent to the jackpot in vegas - only with far greater odds! Ring! Ring! Ring! Looks like we have a WInner Folks! If you think this all just looks like an episode of Dawson's Creepy (like Dawsons Creek, but scarier) or you think someone needs to Phone Holme, visit Giftgasms: Katie Tshirts and Tom t-shirts that make wearing pure pleasure.

Blah Blah Blah

Blah by itself is just kinda, well, blah. But string a few together and you've got a party! Blah blah blah. English for "I don't know what the fuck to say" or "I haven't had enough coffee yet to actually formulate a sentence" or "Quite frankly, you're not worthy of me using real vocabulary" or "you know what I mean don't make me spell it out." You can blah blah on the east coast (blaw blaw), you can blah blah on the west coast (blah like, blah like totally), you can blah blah in the shower (blap, blap, blap), you can blah blah in the bedroom (BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!), and unlike smoking, you can blah blah anywhere you can drink. Chatty types can blah blah blah all day long about nothing or something or....were you even paying attention?! If you're the blah blah type or know someone who is, these blah blah blah t-shirts and sweatshirts will have you yacking even more - if that's even possible! Giftgasms - Humor tshirts and gifts that make giving pure pleasure!

Feng Shui 101 or The Feng Shit Diaries

Remember when you were young and your mother kept nagging you to clean your room. She was likely unaware at the time that she was in fact teaching you the first rule of feng shui. That’s right, Feng Shui is the ancient Chinese art of cleaning up your room – ok, not entirely – but that’s pretty much where any Feng Shui consultant worth their weight in chinese coins or red envelopes will tell you to start. See the philosophy behind Feng Shui is to create space for the chi (the almighty universal life source) to flow and to allow it to flow smoothly. If you have areas of your life that are going less than swell, chances are you have some blocked chi. Don’t worry, it’s not fatal. There are several things in addition to cleaning your home from stern to stem that will help precipitate this chi flow. And trust me, if you are a believer, it could get costly. You’ll need lots of windchimes, even more water fountains, crystals, crystals and more crystals, some fairy dust (can you say feng shit?) and as many buddhas as you can get your hands on - these will be used to create your buddha shrine. Keep in mind that there are different buddhas for different things you want to bring into your space and your life…there’s the happy buddha, the prosperity buddha, the santa claus buddha and the buddha’s delight. – uh, did someone say lunch. Giftgasms: Feng Shui Gifts that make giving pure pleasure!

Movie Review: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants is out and the theaters are full of all shapes and sizes. Despite the actresses touting this film on late nite TV as more than a chic flick – well, umm, hmmm, if you end up the one guy in the place you’ll surely have payback credits in your relationship account, let’s just leave it at that! You’re better off waiting for The Brotherhood of the Traveling Boxers. In addition to bringing enough cashola for your movie popcorn and snackie treats, you’ll also want to bring a box of tissues if you’re the kind to cry at a greeting card ad, or you happen to be PMS - cause you’ll be weeping for the sistas and the pants. You’ll also want to book the next flight to Greece as soon as you can grab your cell phone or log on to Travelzoo, so viewer be ware! Although not yet in theaters, check out The Sisterhood of the Traveling Thong and The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties. However the rules for these might need to be altered from the rules of the pants - as rule #whatever stated that the pants could not be washed. Unless you plan on selling your used intimates on ebay, we suggest washing, rinsing and repeating. Click here to shop sisterhood of traveling pants merchandise at Giftgasms: Movie t-shirts, tees, and Film tshirt gifts that make giving pure pleasure.