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Crytal Bowersox T-shirts and Swag

2010-04-01T12:46:00.000-07:00

Crystal Bowersox is American Idol Season 9 contestant from Elliston, OH. She's 24 years old and a mother to boot. Crystal is a soulful singer and musician who is one of the favorites to win American Idol 2010. So far on Idol, Crystal has sung "Midnight Train to Georgia," "Me and My Bobby McGee," "You can't Always get What you Want," "Give Me One Reason," and "Long As I Can See the Light." In all but one performance Crystal plays guitar while she sings. Easy to listen to and can do no wrong, Bowersox is a powerhouse. Crystal's zodiac sign is Leo. If you think the next American Idol is crystal clear show your support with these fun Idol Crystal Bowersox t-shirts, posters and swag.

Crystal Bowersox Poster

Crystal Bowersox T-shirt

Crystal Bowersox Pillow

Crystal Bowersox Button

Crystal Bowersox Mens T-shirt

Crystal Bowersox Tank Tee Shirt

Team Sandra Support

2010-03-27T08:28:00.000-07:00

All I can say is, poor Sandra! First their was Jon, then there was Tiger and now there is Jesse. Cheating and getting caught with their pants down, so to speak. Sandra has garnered more sympathy than nearly any other betrayed woman in her pre-dick-ament. The Sandra love and support is flowing like champagne at a wedding.

Team Sandra t-shirts are flying off the shelves and Sandra lovers are displaying their disgust and sympathy for this beloved actress through her very difficult time. There is talk about an alleged Oscar curse, whereupon winning the prestigious trophy relationships end. I'm not sure how much I believe in Hollywood superstition, but no matter the reason, it's a sad sad story. Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti Stranger, advises Sandra to stop dating bad boys - maybe go for a guy more mature and little older. Easier said then done, I say. Tiger wasn't a 'bad boy' - in fact far from it. Bad boys and Good Boys all dip their pens in the ink - a gal can get screwed by both. (pun intended).
Team Sandra T-shirt
Team Sandra Tee shirt
Team Congeniality Gear

Miley Mentors American Idol Top 11

2010-03-26T13:21:00.000-07:00

American Idol solidifies it's Top 10 contestants after Paige Miles gets eliminated this week, ending up in the bottom two alongside Tim Urban. The coveted top 10 get to go on the American Idol tour so girls who love Tim must be breathing a major sigh of relief that they will be able to see him this summer.

Siobhan Magnus and Crystal Bowersox were stand-outs again. Miley Cyrus mentored with kid gloves. Casey James rocked it. Siobombies freaked it. Paige Miles wrecked it.

Siobombie Tee Shirt

We got a behind-the-scenes peak at the Idol make-over shopping experience and word on what they can keep and what they can't - like $5,000 jackets for the men - on loan only. sorry, guys.

So to list, the American Idol Top 10 are Tim Urban, Aaron Kelly, Michael Lynche, Casey James, Andrew Garcia, Crystal Bowersox, Siobhan Magnus, Didi Benami, Katie Stevens and Lee Dewyze.

The guys out-number the girls, but the predictions are it will be a girl-on-girl last battle to the crown!

Don't forget to vote to keep your favorite Idol afloat!

Hate Valentine's Day? Anti-Valentines T-shirts for You

2010-02-04T12:07:00.000-08:00

Valentine's Day. Hate it? Want to skip it? Thinking about sleeping in till it goes away? Congratulations you're a member of the Singles Against Valentine's Day club - billions strong and growing. While one half of the world is happy and peppy and bursting with love the other half is bitter and lonely and bursting with disdain.

Singles Against Valentine's Day T-shirt

While February 14th is a chance for people to express their love it is a day that is heralded towards couples and people who have found someone to be with. Great congratulations.

Valentine's Day Sucks T-shirt

If the thought of going to work and watching roses upon roses get delivered and walked right past your desk to the leggy blonde behind you gives you gas. Or if you're subject to listening to how your best guy friend is booking a hotel suite and sprinkling rose petals around the bed to propose to his girlfriend, then you need some ammunition. You need some valentines day retaliation. If nothing else you need a laugh or two.

Anti Valentine's Day T-shirt

Our anti-valentine's day t-shirts were created to give you just that - a way to express yourself on this world love day. Our anti-vday tee shirts are LOL funny, sarcastic, snarky and some are even a bit lude. Our anti-valentine's t-shirts hate cupid just as much as you do! These anti valentine t-shirts curse cupid and his aim. They let the world know you hate this day. Wear them and get some attention for yourself this Valentine's day.

Anti-Cupid T-shirts

Hitting the bars? awesome - these anti vday shirts might just get you laid. (no promises). What have you got to loose? Nothing, it would seem!

Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line T-shirts

Valentine's Day Gift Ideas

2010-02-03T14:26:00.000-08:00

Don't forget valentine's day is less than two weeks away. It's the Sunday before President's day so you might even be lucky enough to have a long weekend to celebrate, love and snuggle with your sweetie. Time to get shopping for that special gift that let's him or her know you didn't forget and more importantly, that you think they're pretty darn special.

Here are some valentines day gift ideas for those struggling to think of the perfect gift.

If you're in love with a someone who loves to cook, these valentines aprons are a great dish.

Olive You Valentine's Day Apron

If the love of your life is a computer addict, a cupid mousepad will have them clicking their way to your heart 24-7.

Customizable Love Birds Mousepad

If your romantic partner is a gym rat, these valentines day gym bags weigh in great.

Bite Me Please Valentines Gym Bag

Taking your valentine to a tropical island to celebrate valentine's day our valentines beach bags are a sunny idea.

Valentine's Day Beach Bag

If your lover is a vegan or tree hugger our eco-friendly SIGG water bottles are a sip in the right direction.

Valentines SIGG Bottle

If your valentine is your son or daughter these cute keds sneakers will leave a footprint on their heart.

Kids Penguin Valentines Sneakers

Looking for a valentines gifts for Mom? These valentines keepsake albums have a long shelf life.

I Love You Avery Binder

Want a gift for dear ole Dad? Our valentines day ties are as dapper as he is.

I Heart You Valentine Ties

Need a valentines gift for Gramma or Grampa? How about customizing our "I Heart" tee shirts with "I Heart Grammy" or "I Heart Grampa."

I Heart Customize It T-shirt

Single and looking for a valentines gift for yourself? Grab one of our flirty valentines t-shirts that might help you snag a valentine before the day is over!

Funny Valentines day T-shirt

Customizable "I Heart" T-shirts and Gifts

2010-02-02T08:12:00.000-08:00

What better way to express yourself to the one you love on Valentine's Day than with personalized valentines gifts from your heart to theirs. Our customizable valentine's day gifts allow you to add your own text on the spot. Like our I Heart t-shirts and apparel that you customize with the name of the person you love or the thing you love.

I Heart Customize It T-shirt by valentinesgifts

I Heart Customize It by valentinesgifts

We also offer personalzied valentines gifts that let you tell the world who your heart belongs to. Complete these "My heart belongs to - " gifts by personalizing them with the name of the person or pet or celebrity or teacher or anyone who owns your heart.

My Heart Belongs to by valentinesgifts

My Heart Belongs to

My Heart Belongs to Personalize It by valentinesgifts

Our customizable valentine's day gifts include t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, aprons, buttons, keychains, magnets, tote bags, mousepads and more. So say it from the heart - your heart- this valentine's day!

Kids Valentine's Day T-shirts

2010-01-25T07:54:00.000-08:00

Hey kids, get ready for February 14th! Boys and girls either love or hate valentine's day depending on their age mostly. But valentine's day isn't just about boyfriends and girlfriends, it's about telling anyone you love them. So whether you're giving children valentines day gifts or whether they love this day and want to decorate themselves in hearts from head to toe, we have children's valentine's day t-shirts, heart t-shirts, cupid t-shirts, valentines day tees, cute valentine apparel and I love you clothing for boys and girls not embarrassed to show their softer side. These boys and girls valentine's day designs are available on a wide selection of apparel, not just the ones you see here.

Cat Lover Valentines Day T-shirts Gifts

Cat Lover Valentines Day T-shirts valentine Gifts with cute kitty cats with their tails shaped like hearts and text reads, Meowy Valentine's Day. Cute cat themed valentine gifts and gear from Giftgasms shop.

Stick Figure Love T-shirts

Valentines t-shirts, apparel gifts and valentine's day merchandise for your special valentine on February 14. Show your sweetheart and valentines how special they are with these heart filled gifts for your valentine!

Bee Mine Valentine's T-shirt

Valentine tee shirts. Be Mine Valentine's T-shirts and Clothing Items with picture of two bumble bees with hearts and text reading, Bee Mine!

Valentines Day Penguin T-shirt

Cupid t-shirts. Penguin t-shirts. Valentine's day t-shirts and apparel gifts for penguin lovers this Valentines day! Fun valentines shirts and clothes for everyone!

Princess Valentine T-shirt

Sweet Valentine's t-shirts for Girls and Ladies and any Princess Valentine you know and love. Crown her Princess Valentine this February 14th for Valentine's Day! Fun valentines day apparel and gear!

Cupid Makin Copies Valentine

Valentine's Day Gifts, Stationery and Apparel featuring cupid at a copy machine making copies of hearts to spread the love on Valentines Day, February 14.

Cute Valentines T-shirts

Cute valentines shirts, stationery and gifts with cartoon of two mice hugging. Show your love this valenitnes day or any day with these cute cartoon products.

Love Hearts T-shirt

Heart t-shirts, gifts, stationery and favors for valentine's day, weddings, romantic occasions, anniversaries, everyday, birthdays. These fun heart design products are whimsical expressions of love for any day of the year!

Womens Valentine's Day T-shirts

2010-01-19T09:45:00.000-08:00

Get ready for February 14th ladies! Prepare to play the game of love with these valentines day t-shirts for gals who want to bask in the glow of hearts and cupid and love. Whether you're in a relationship or looking for one, these valentine's day shirts are a great way to get the conversation going. Shop flirty women's valentine's day t-shirts, ladies cupid t-shirts, gals love t-shirts and other women's shirts for valentines day.

Cupid Sent Me Valentine's Day T-shirt

Customizable Kiss Pucker Up T-shirts

Valentine's Day Fortune Teller T-shirt

Princess Valentine T-shirt

Customizable Internet Romance T-shirt

Be My Valentine T Shirt

Hot Lips T-shirt

Fun Men's Valentine's Day T-shirts

2010-01-16T07:18:00.000-08:00

This February 14th prepare to play the game of love with these fun valentines day t-shirts for men who are looking for love. Whether you're in a relationship or looking for one, these valentine's day shirts are a great way to get the conversation going. Shop flirty mens valentines day t-shirts, mens cupid t-shirts, love t-shirts and other men's shirts for valentines.

Funny Valentines day T-shirt

Be Mine Valentine T-shirt

Man in Love Funny T-Shirt

Olive You Valentines T-shirts

You Give Me a Heart On T-shirt by valentinesgifts

Prisoner of Love T-shirt by valentinesgifts

Sexy Valentine T-shirt by valentinesgifts

Cupid T-shirt by valentinesgifts

My Heart's on the Line Valentines Gear by valentinesgifts

Tie One on Him this Christmas!

2009-12-16T18:48:00.000-08:00

Holiday ties to fit your guy. Tie a fun festive holiday tie around your guy for the holidays and make him merry and bright. These santa neckties, reindeer neckties, holiday ties, christmas ties and mistletoe ties are the perfect gift for boyfriends, husbands, brothers, lovers, men and boys. A tie goes with every thing, a tie is perfect for holiday parties, a tie makes you look like you're participating without getting totally decked out, a tie is a great conversation starter if you're a single guy at a bar, a tie fits in a santa stocking or under the tree, a holiday tie you can never have enough of.

Instant Mistletoe Holiday Tie

Reindeer and Santa Tie

Reindeer Tie

Snowflake Christmas Cherub Tie

Snowman Tie

Santa Claus Tie

Surfing Santa Tie

Christmas Wreath Tie

Colorful Ornaments Tie

Black Friday T-shirt Sale - $4 off our Naughty Christmas T-shirts!

2009-11-26T10:29:00.000-08:00

Naughty never tasted so cheap! Get $4 off all our naughty Christmas t-shirts from our naughty tees store. These naughty suggestive holiday tees will have you feeling especially merry this christmas! Shop Black Friday sale beginning at 3pm P.T. Thanksgiving day - that's today - thru tomorrow, November 27th. Use coupon code ZAZZLEFRIDAY to get $4 off all our Naughty Christmas t-shirts, Customizable Christmas t-shirts, Holiday t-shirts and Naughty Holiday Tees! or browse all zazzle t-shirts for bigger selection.

Hung for the Holidays T-shirt

Anti Holiday T-shirt

Brunette Santa's Vixen T-shirt

Blonde Santa's Vixen T-shirt

Bootyful Holidays T-shirt

Wanna Stuff my Stocking Santa T-shirt

Naughty Mrs. Claus Christmas T-shirt

Big and Hard Naughty Christmas T-shirt

Nice Package Santa T-shirt

Jolly Ole Saint Lick Candy Cane T-shirt

Tell Santa what You Really Want T-shirt

Santa's Lit for the Holidays T-shirt

$4 off Christmas T-shirts - Black Friday Deals

2009-11-26T10:03:00.000-08:00

Black friday savings - get $4 off all our Christmas t-shirts from our zazzle store. This special Black Friday coupon sale starts at 3pm P.T. Thanksgiving day - that's today - thru tomorrow, November 27th. Use coupon code ZAZZLEFRIDAY to get $4 off all our Christmas t-shirts, Customizable Christmas t-shirts, Holiday t-shirts and Holiday Party tees! or browse all zazzle t-shirts for bigger selection.

Santa Skiing T-shirt

Surfing Santa T-shirt

Christmas Tree Tee shirt

Merry Christmas T-shirt

Wisemen T-shirt

Christmas Cherub Angel

Santa on his Sleigh Holiday T-shirt

Merry Christmas T-shirt

Merry Texmas Christmas T-shirt

Chihuahua is Not Just a Small Dog with Big Ears

2009-07-25T07:29:00.000-07:00

And if you're a guitar strumming cowboy named Wes from Austin, Texas it's a place in Mexico with a great deal of meaning. Chihuahua, Mexico is a place not too many knew about until a few weeks ago.

Chihuahua, Mexico - nickname El Estado Grande, or The Big State, and "Lady of the Desert" - is the largest state in Mexico measuring slightly bigger than the United Kingdom. Chihuahua is where some infamous singers have reached #1 on the charts. To be #1 in Chihuahua is a big deal. After all, how many musicians can say that their album was #1 in Chihuahua Mexico? Not many, we're guessing. Are you big in Chihauhua?

I'm Big in Chihuahua Merchandise

Will Jillian Harris choose Ed, Kiptyn or Reid?

2009-07-21T07:50:00.000-07:00

With less than a week to go till the much-anticipated Bachelorette Season Finale on July 27, it is a no-tell guess as to who Jillian Harris will end up engaged to, or at least promise to date for the next few days. With last week's shocking elimination of funny man, hottie and all-round great guy Reid, it is hard to say just what will go down on The Bachelorette Finale. The two men left are Ed and Kiptyn. But is Reid really out of the picture? There's talk that Reid will come back and propose to Jillian. Can Ed make up for not getting it up? Will Jillian overcome her feeling that Kiptyn is out of her league? If you're attending or hosting a Bachelorette Season Finale Party make sure to have plenty of booze, a rose and some viagra on hand as the 5th season of The Bachelorette comes to a close.

Valentines Day Cards

2008-02-08T08:32:00.000-08:00

Anti-Cupid T-shirts

2008-02-05T17:56:00.000-08:00

Hate Valentine's Day? Tell cupid to Kiss your Ass! These Kiss My Ass Cupid T-shirts and Anti-Vday Tees feature an upside down heart that looks like an ass and allows you to tell the world and cupid how you really feel about this annoying "holiday".

Find more funny anti-vday tshirts.

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Fuck Cupid T-shirts

2008-01-29T17:48:00.000-08:00

With January slowly coming to a close we know you're already thinking about that little peepsqueak trouble maker and his arrow. that's right, cupid. and for those of you without a loved one, significant other or even a mr or mrs right now you are already tossing curse words cupids way. well tell cupid to f off, with fuck cupid t-shirts and anti-valentines day shirts for cupid haters this february 14th. only 16 more days till valentines is here.

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Denver Horniest City

2008-01-21T09:44:00.001-08:00

Denver Colorado was recently voted Horniest City in America with San Antonio garnering the runner-up 2nd place status. If you live in Denver and are proud to be Horny, celebrate your recent Horny title with these Horny Denver T-shirts and Denver Souvenir Shirts. Come to Denver, We're Horny. Hey who wouldn't want to cum?

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Valentine's Day Keepsake Box

2008-01-20T21:18:00.001-08:00

Sweet heartfelt I Love You gifts perfect for valentine's day. These valentines keepsake boxes are perfect for him or her. Your sweetheart can store jewelry, coins, cufflinks or candies in this I Love You Keepsake Box ,made of solid hardwood with high-gloss lacquer finish, full of heart and love from you to your valentine.

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Stomp Out Valentine's Day

2008-01-20T11:42:00.000-08:00

If you hate valentine's day or have no valentine you are one of the many who just assume the holiday end. Stomp out Valentine's Day t-shirts and gear is for anyone who hates cupid and romance and wants to stomp out this exclusive holiday.

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Valentine's Day Riddle T-shirts

2008-01-20T09:01:00.000-08:00

Single on Valentine's Day? If you're hitting the bar scene on valentines night these 2-sided cupid riddle t-shirts will help you score and possible meet the girl or guy of your dreams. 2-sided Valentines Day riddle shirts have picture of 3 funny looking cupids with bows and arrows on the front and riddle asks, How many cupids does it take to hit a target? The back of the shirt answers the riddle with - None if you're already talking to me!

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Average Frustrated Chump T-shirts

2007-10-04T11:54:00.000-07:00

Are you an AFC or average frustrated chump who has a hard time talking to girls much less the artistry to pickup ladies? If you're like Joe D, Brady, Pradeep and Kosmo when they arrived off the bus for their mentorship with Mystery then you're an AFC.

AFC t-shirts and gear and more pua t-shirts.

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SEO T-shirts

2007-08-15T13:46:00.000-07:00

What are you SEO'd for? If you were search engine optimized what would you be optimized for? I'm SEO'd for SEX t-shirts are fun gifts for webbies, bloggers and techies! SEO themed shirts and apparel from Giftgasms Shop.

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Texting While Driving Can Kill You

2007-08-13T14:20:00.000-07:00

Nowhere in driver ed class does it say it's okay to multi-task while driving. Yet drivers insist on putting their and others lives at risk in order to do double-duty while driving. Studying while driving. Putting on Mascara while driving. Talking on the phone while driving. Getting 'some' while driving.

Text messaging while driving is the most recent cause for alarm and is already linked to several deaths - one car accident that left 5 teens dead in a head-on collision because the driver was reportedly text messaging seconds before the crash.

If you can't wait to get to your destination to read a text message than get off the fucking road or at least wait for a red light!

Until texting and driving is banned, these Don't Text and Drive Bumper Sticker will drive the message home.

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Are you in love with Bret or Jemaine?

2007-08-09T17:26:00.000-07:00

Jemaine and Bret, two kiwis from New Zealand, are making a splash in the states with their funny folk ballads and witty tv show. If you have a crush on Jemaine or Bret and want Mel and the rest of the girls to Back the Folk Off, then tell them! Jemaine's Girl T-shirts and Bret's Girl T-shirts let the world know that they belong to you and everyone else can just back the folk off!

Funny movie and tv inspired t-shirts and gifts from Giftgasms Shop.

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The Sanjaya Conspiracy Continues

2007-03-21T21:02:00.000-07:00

Due to speculation that certain parties are purposely supporting idol's worst contestant ever, the Sanjaya Malakar backlash is building strength weekly. As idol wanna-be's far more talented than Sanjaya continue to be pre-maturely eliminated as he continues on in this "Talent" competition Idol uprising is climbing.

Sanjaya Must Go!

Sanjaya Must Go Buttons and T-shirts

Farts on a Plane

2007-01-18T15:46:00.000-08:00

well, Denzel Washington may have made Snakes on a Plane a scary movie but a real-life tooter made an American Airlines flight rather stinky yesterday. And, in a foiled attempt to mask the odor of her farts, lit a match to camouflage the smell.

Now it doesnt take a frequent flyer to know that lighting matches on a plane is a no-no. Farting on a plane, however, has not yet been outlawed and is something we all have to fly with everyday. If you have to fart, do you hold it in or let it out. Like when Elaine was sitting in the middle seat on that episode of Seinfeld and she reallly had to pee. she had to way the pros and cons of waking the guy up next to her versus possibly peeing all over the seat.

This all brings up a good question...If someone is farting freely and frequently next to you, what is proper anti-fart etiquette? Do you ring for the flight attendant or push the button to release the oxygen mask above you?

While that gets debated lets address a more important issue - what the fuck are matches doing on an airplane? They should join the ranks "no liquids" aboard, as well as no snakes, scorpions and people with really bad B.O.

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War of the Words

2007-01-11T22:30:00.000-08:00

Happy 2007 - if you wondered what would be the first big celebrity story of the new year, look no further than the view on your television. The Donald and Rosie have been engaged in mouth to mouth verbal combat for over a week now and more players are being dragged into the game as each day passes.

Conan O'Brien commented on the spectacular fall-out this "he said, she said" brawl has garnered for involved parties' ratings and comically attempted to 'stir it up' with Joy and Elizabeth.

The lines are divided and the teams are picked. If you support Rosie in this ridiculous dispute, show your team spirit with TEAM ROSIE T-shirts and Buttons.

Are you Dark and Twisty?

2006-10-01T17:12:00.000-07:00

Not only is Meredith Grey incredibly lucky to have not one, but two incredibly hot guys chasing her around the maypole but she is also blessed to be self-labeled, dark and twisty. And what gal doesnt want to be dark and twisty. Being dark is good. It means you have a haunted past. Mysterious skeletons in your closet in addition to jimmy choo's and hospital scrubs...it means men will find you intriguing as they try to peel away the dark coats of paint on the cerebrum of your mind, for the ultimate prize of bedding you. (this is where the twisty comes in).

Make yourself dark and twisty too and you will be irresistable too. Well....a girl can McDream, can't she?

Dark and Twisty T-shirts

Diva dahling!

2006-02-08T16:30:00.000-08:00

Gotta website or 20? You're a .com Diva!

Cupid's On My Shit List!

2006-02-07T17:51:00.000-08:00

Looking forward to Valentine's DAy?
Yah, we thought so!

Down on Love this Valentines Day?

2006-01-15T10:20:00.000-08:00

Hate Valentine's Day? Have some fun this February 14th with funny anti-valentine's tshirts and gifts that put a spin on the infamous Forrest Gump quote "Life is like a box of chocolates". These Anti-Love Shirts read: "Love is like a box of Chocolates...It's sweet at first and then you wanna Puke!" oooooh yeah, spread the love! Available at Giftgasms Boutique.

Help Free Marissa!

2006-01-15T10:15:00.000-08:00

HELP FREE Marissa!!! Marissa needs to be Saved and YOU can help! OC Fans - Show your Marissa support with Free Marissa T-shirts, Mini buttons, Bumper Stickers, and Hats!

Host a Napoleon Dynamite Christmas Party!

2005-11-28T20:58:00.000-08:00

How To Host A Napoleon Dynamite Holiday Christmas Party:
#1 - The Invitations - Try These Invites !
#2 - The Food - Nachos, Tater Tots and Steak (add festive red ketchup & green salsa for dipping)
#3 - The Drinks - 1% EggNog.
#4 - The Music - Do we have to think of everything....GOSH!
#5 - The Party Favors - What about these Napoleon Mini Buttons!

It's a Bloody Miracle!

2005-11-28T20:30:00.000-08:00

Religious faithfuls have been flocking to Sacramento, California to get a first hand look at the latest religious miracle - the Statue of the Virgin Mary appears to be crying 'blood'. Not unlike the virgin mary grilled cheese sandwich a while ago featured on ebay, this unbelievable unexplainable phenomenon is drawing quite a crowd. If you are among the religious tourists making the pilgrimage to the sight, you might want to have a memento of your journey and a conversation starter at your next holiday party as people will likely be eager to hear your story from your trip. These shirts & gifts provide the perfect cryiing virgin mary souvenir - they read, I saw the virgin mary cry - Sacramento, California 2005.

On the other side of the miracle coin, for those who, hmm, shall we say are a bit cynical. Perhaps this line of crying virgin wear will fit you to a tee! After all, If you were a virgin, you'd be crying too!

Virgin? Not a Virgin?

2005-09-01T22:30:00.000-07:00

Ahh the 40 yr old virgin is quite the catch at the movies. But bring protection and be sure to turn your cell phone off...no one likes premature communication after all. Whether you're 40 and not getting any, 40 and never gotten any, 40 and got some but decided to not get any more and you're reclaiming your virginity, or 40 and a virgo, or 40 and well, that's bad enough being 40...... Giftgasms newly unleashed virgin spoof designs are available for mating with your body. Pick up one you like, but if you've got your foggy goggles on while you're shopping we are not held responsible for what you wake up with in the morning.

Hail be to Joel & the Lakewood

2005-07-16T09:55:00.000-07:00

Well, the long awaited newly constructed Lakewood Church in Houston opens it's doors today and will likely draw a bigger crowd to hear Joel Osteen than the Grateful Dead at Woodstock. (Although these folks will be a bit more dressed.) Like everything in Texas, Churches there are Big & Faith there is Big! Built on the former site of the Compaq center (more people in houston worship than use computers) this might well become the biggest tourist attraction in Houston since the Astrodome! Joel Osteen has already outed Billy Joel as the king of "keeping the faith". So if you're one of the many from Houstonians who put their faith in god and joel, be sure to swing by the Lakewood for a Texas size portion of spirituality.

Say, Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

2005-06-10T22:13:00.000-07:00

How long can katie holmes and tom cruise keep their perma smiles going before their faces start to crack from the pressure...only time will tell. SHOP Katie Tom T-shirts and Free Katie Tshirts at Giftgasms.

Gemini-a was a Bullfrog

2005-06-09T20:07:00.000-07:00

Gemini. To know one, is to love two. This zodiac air sign symbol is the twins. Your jekyll and hyde of the astrological world. Gemini celebrate their birthdays from May 21 - June 20. Since their sign is the twins, why not celebrate the gemini in your life by presenting them with two of everything...2 cakes, 2 gifts, 2 bad song renditions of "Happy Birthday", and 2 times the candles (this is where the 2 cakes come in handy!). Gemini men will look dashing in these gemini boxers and gemini woman will hug you 2 times when you present her with these gemini thongs. For more unique gemini t-shirts, toddler tees, and birthday favors, visit Giftgasms: Gifts that make birthdays pure pleasure!

The Tom Tom Club - Tom as in Cruise!

2005-06-09T12:51:00.000-07:00

Yes, indeed, the Tom Tom Club - one member strong and not appearing to be accepting new applications. It's founding father, who can leap small couches in a single bound, cause tremors in cities that don't even have earthquakes (chicago recently reported a 7.6), and make talk show hosts wonder if they haven't in fact gotten themselves into some risky business, is exploding like a volcano and frothing over like a cold beer in a kiddie cup over his apparent love at first bite. Call a doctor? I don't think so. Although perhaps a call to Dr. Leo Marvin is in order as there seems to be some baby stepping going on. Any good celeb knows that it's best to release your new relationship 2-4 weeks in advance of your new film release, and that you get hollywood bonus points if your pursuant sig other also has a film coming out. You'll proceed to the bonus round if you can also swing this with the timing of your ex-wife and mother of your children's summer movie debut - pretty much equivalent to the jackpot in vegas - only with far greater odds! Ring! Ring! Ring! Looks like we have a WInner Folks! If you think this all just looks like an episode of Dawson's Creepy (like Dawsons Creek, but scarier) or you think someone needs to Phone Holme, visit Giftgasms: Katie Tshirts and Tom t-shirts that make wearing pure pleasure.

Blah Blah Blah

2005-06-08T16:59:00.000-07:00

Blah by itself is just kinda, well, blah. But string a few together and you've got a party! Blah blah blah. English for "I don't know what the fuck to say" or "I haven't had enough coffee yet to actually formulate a sentence" or "Quite frankly, you're not worthy of me using real vocabulary" or "you know what I mean don't make me spell it out." You can blah blah on the east coast (blaw blaw), you can blah blah on the west coast (blah like, blah like totally), you can blah blah in the shower (blap, blap, blap), you can blah blah in the bedroom (BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!), and unlike smoking, you can blah blah anywhere you can drink. Chatty types can blah blah blah all day long about nothing or something or....were you even paying attention?! If you're the blah blah type or know someone who is, these blah blah blah t-shirts and sweatshirts will have you yacking even more - if that's even possible! Giftgasms - Humor tshirts and gifts that make giving pure pleasure!

Feng Shui 101 or The Feng Shit Diaries

2005-06-03T11:32:00.000-07:00

Remember when you were young and your mother kept nagging you to clean your room. She was likely unaware at the time that she was in fact teaching you the first rule of feng shui. That’s right, Feng Shui is the ancient Chinese art of cleaning up your room – ok, not entirely – but that’s pretty much where any Feng Shui consultant worth their weight in chinese coins or red envelopes will tell you to start. See the philosophy behind Feng Shui is to create space for the chi (the almighty universal life source) to flow and to allow it to flow smoothly. If you have areas of your life that are going less than swell, chances are you have some blocked chi. Don’t worry, it’s not fatal. There are several things in addition to cleaning your home from stern to stem that will help precipitate this chi flow. And trust me, if you are a believer, it could get costly. You’ll need lots of windchimes, even more water fountains, crystals, crystals and more crystals, some fairy dust (can you say feng shit?) and as many buddhas as you can get your hands on - these will be used to create your buddha shrine. Keep in mind that there are different buddhas for different things you want to bring into your space and your life…there’s the happy buddha, the prosperity buddha, the santa claus buddha and the buddha’s delight. – uh, did someone say lunch. Giftgasms: Feng Shui Gifts that make giving pure pleasure!

Movie Review: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

2005-06-02T09:25:00.000-07:00

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants is out and the theaters are full of all shapes and sizes. Despite the actresses touting this film on late nite TV as more than a chic flick – well, umm, hmmm, if you end up the one guy in the place you’ll surely have payback credits in your relationship account, let’s just leave it at that! You’re better off waiting for The Brotherhood of the Traveling Boxers. In addition to bringing enough cashola for your movie popcorn and snackie treats, you’ll also want to bring a box of tissues if you’re the kind to cry at a greeting card ad, or you happen to be PMS - cause you’ll be weeping for the sistas and the pants. You’ll also want to book the next flight to Greece as soon as you can grab your cell phone or log on to Travelzoo, so viewer be ware! Although not yet in theaters, check out The Sisterhood of the Traveling Thong and The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties. However the rules for these might need to be altered from the rules of the pants - as rule #whatever stated that the pants could not be washed. Unless you plan on selling your used intimates on ebay, we suggest washing, rinsing and repeating. Click here to shop sisterhood of traveling pants merchandise at Giftgasms: Movie t-shirts, tees, and Film tshirt gifts that make giving pure pleasure.